The Kingdom of Greece of Adriatican Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Constantine II with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.362 billion Greeks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Adriatican Islandsian economy, worth 541 trillion Greek Drachmas a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,052 Greek Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adriatican Islands's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox.

Adriatican Islands is ranked 259,572^nd in the world and 262^nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.